{"id":571,"date":"2025-03-10T11:15:00","date_gmt":"2025-03-10T11:15:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.bayleewrites.com\/poetry\/?p=571"},"modified":"2025-03-10T23:18:46","modified_gmt":"2025-03-10T23:18:46","slug":"theres-nothing-cozy-about-a-studio-apartment","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bayleewrites.com\/poetry\/theres-nothing-cozy-about-a-studio-apartment\/","title":{"rendered":"There\u2019s Nothing Cozy About a Studio Apartment"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">It\u2019s 8:30 and<br>I\u2019m half dressed and<br>I\u2019m nowhere near ready to<br>start my day<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Jenny told me to salt the grounds<br>Something about acidity<br>Spotting me with my paper cup in<br>a moment of lucidity<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">It still tasted awful<br>Homemade coffee always does<br>unless you\u2019re not the one who<br>brewed and poured it<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">So I might never have<br>a good cup<br>again<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It\u2019s 8:30 andI\u2019m half dressed andI\u2019m nowhere near ready tostart my day Jenny told me to salt the groundsSomething about aciditySpotting me with my paper cup ina moment of lucidity It still tasted awfulHomemade coffee always doesunless you\u2019re not the one whobrewed and poured it So I might never havea good cupagain<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":241,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-571","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-poetry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bayleewrites.com\/poetry\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/571","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bayleewrites.com\/poetry\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bayleewrites.com\/poetry\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bayleewrites.com\/poetry\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bayleewrites.com\/poetry\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=571"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.bayleewrites.com\/poetry\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/571\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":572,"href":"https:\/\/www.bayleewrites.com\/poetry\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/571\/revisions\/572"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bayleewrites.com\/poetry\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/241"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bayleewrites.com\/poetry\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=571"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bayleewrites.com\/poetry\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=571"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bayleewrites.com\/poetry\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=571"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}